Dimag Ki Batti: June 2007

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Easy way out - To ask your question

Hey guys, now asking questions to us got even easier than before(i.e. - emailing) now all you have to do is click on the email post link (envelope image) just below the post. Then in the next page, which says "Email post to a friend" there in the "Friends Email Address" box just write "dimagkibatti@gmail.com" and in the message box write in your question. We will mail the answers to you in your inbox. Isn't that simple so get your lasy ass up and send in those questions quicklyy.
Regards
-Dkb Team ....................................................................click rt below

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Ask Us A Question

So after so so so many days(2 to be exact) of deliberation we have finally made it. Made our own blog.

Welcome to DIMAG KI BATTI (get that grey matter in your brain KICKED)

Hey, you ask us questions here. Ya its really simple just note that e-mail id on the left corner of this website and throw that question in.

We are going to answer all your shitty, crappy, interesting or genuine questions related to studies, isn't it just great. It doesn't matter if you are in High School or College if you have any query related to studies just send in your query to us. Your headache is ours now hmm... !!

Our special team would ponder upon your question and try to answer it within 24 hours. (if you don't get the reply within that time frame please don't sue us, we're really poor set of bloggers who can't even afford a website)

Dimag Ki Batti could switch on the batti(light) of your brain, at least we would try. (but if you are some dim witted, shit headed moron sorry we can't help!! Genuine intelligent people allowed to ask questions.)

We've also got a panel of psychologists(would be) who will review the ingenuity of your question and your demag as well and would let us know if it requires enlightenment.
So if you are some loser pondering whether the girl next door loves you, or loves you not; or, you are some dumped gf/bf and can't get over your ex; or if you are some chain smoker can't stop smoking or if you listen to Himesss Rem..whateva.. donot ask us question please or you will seriously regrett recieving our answer ;). But if you are not that type then you are more than welcome to shoot your query related to studies 24/7 ... we're a set of insomniacs.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Customer comments

People write in to us all the time. Satisfied with the answers and how much it helped them with life in general. Some even send in the pictures when they first read our mails. Here they are ...

- Uttawa Oblonga from Uganda was shocked when he first recieved our reply. He's our most regular user. Thanks mate.

- Bussiness women, house wives and girls tell us your problem regarding education and we'll answer it. Most girls in our country dont even have primary education. (No wonder they eat our heads) - sorry - we got girls working at demagkibatti so don't think we are partial.

- High school users. One of our most frequent users are the high school kids. So if you are in 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th don't think twice any homework, any project and advice- ask us. You wanna come first or if you wanna just pass let us know and tell us about you and you would get exclusive answers.

-Tired of failing in the same class again and again. This nerd here got it all right only after he got our experts answer on answering the boards. He currently owns a phone booth and is married and has seven kids (we didnt help in this regard)

- For all those who thought atheletes don't study go get a life dude !! This nigerian chick was shocked when her 12th board results came out and she secured 11% (pass marks in Nigeria is 6%). She could barely finish her race.

- engineering ya ya ya ...we got it !! IIT, AIEEE, BITSAT etc
if this austrian dude can get into the best engineering colleges of India so can you.