TODAY - 5th JULY

July 5 is the 186th day of the year (187th in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 179 days remaining.


1687 - Isaac Newton publishes Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica.

1811 - Venezuela declares independence from Spain.

1884 - Germany takes possession of Cameroon.

1946 - The bikini is introduced in Paris, France.

1954 - The BBC broadcasts its first television news bulletin.

1970 - Air Canada Flight 621 crashes near Toronto International Airport killing 108 people.

1998 - Japan launches a probe to Mars, and thus joins the United States and Russia as a space exploring nation.

2003 - SARS is declared to be contained by WHO.

2004 - First Indonesian presidential election by the nation.

2006 - North Korea launched at least two short-range Nodong-2 missiles, one SCUD missile and one long-range Taepodong-2 missile.


Word of the day : phantasmagoria \fan-taz-muh-GOR-ee-uh\, noun:
1. A shifting series or succession of things seen or imagined, as in a dream.2. Any constantly changing scene.
. . .all combined to form a picture, like the illusory semblance of a phantasmagoria, almost leaving me in doubt whether that on which I looked were indeed reality, or the mere creation of a distempered brain.-- Julia Pardoe, quoted in "Here's the Rub," by David Streitfeld, Washington Post, July 6, 1997
The new writings more and more take the form of apocalypses -- that is, of supernatural visions which reveal past, present and future under the guise of a phantasmagoria of symbolic persons and animals, divine and diabolical beings, celestial and infernal phenomena.-- Edmund Wilson, The Dead Sea Scrolls: 1947-1969


Thought of the day : " Be yourself; no base imitator of another, but your best self. There is something which you can do better than another. Listen to the inward voice and bravely obey that. Do the things at which you are great, not what you were never made for."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happy Bithday To : 1979 - Amélie Mauresmo, French tennis player


Bye - Bye To : 1927 - Albrecht Kossel, German physician, recipient of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine (b. 1853)

Tip of the week

Never use calculator

While solving problems in mathematics, physics and chemistry always avoid using calculator. Try to solve 75% of the problem in your mind and then start writing. In chemistry very often we try to use calculator since it involves cumbersome calculations and large numbers like Avogadro's number, value of "R" etc, and similar is the case in physics with planks constant, Stephen's constant etc. Using calculator would hamper your progress with natural approximation techniques that we develop very slowly through years of calculation. Most of the competitive examinations also do not allow the use of calculators.
Ergo, how ever old you are, whichever class you are in, and which ever subject you like, if you are a student then DO NOT USE CALCULATOR unless its specified or theres a way too clumsy problem to be solved.

Easy way out - To ask your question

Hey guys, now asking questions to us got even easier than before(i.e. - emailing) now all you have to do is click on the email post link (envelope image) just below the post. Then in the next page, which says "Email post to a friend" there in the "Friends Email Address" box just write "dimagkibatti@gmail.com" and in the message box write in your question. We will mail the answers to you in your inbox. Isn't that simple so get your lasy ass up and send in those questions quicklyy.
Regards
-Dkb Team ....................................................................click rt below

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